February 14th

What is February 14th?


1.

The one day of the year where you have to be romantic to your significant other.

February 14th

Man: Hey sweetie, let's go out to a fancy place tonight, my treat! oh also, I bought you a diamond ring to match your pearl necklace.

Woman: Oh, I love you Bob!

February 15th

Man: HEY WOMAN!!! get me another can of beer! *BELCH*

woman: I have a name you know!!!

See february, 14, valentines, day


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