What is February 14th?
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The one day of the year where you have to be romantic to your significant other.
February 14th
Man: Hey sweetie, let's go out to a fancy place tonight, my treat! oh also, I bought you a diamond ring to match your pearl necklace.
Woman: Oh, I love you Bob!
February 15th
Man: HEY WOMAN!!! get me another can of beer! *BELCH*
woman: I have a name you know!!!
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Oral Sex, mmm, yummy
I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chap..
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A British person.
"Oi govna, cheerio then yeah?"
"I don't understand what you're saying you god damn crumpet ..