What is Fecal Bandit?
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One who defecates in a public restroom in an area other than the commode and proceeds to vandalize the said restroom by smearing his feces in a way that would resemble the icing of a chocolate cake.
Principal Devaney: It seems that some of the guys are unfamiliar with the proper use of toilet paper in the men's restroom. If this "Fecal Bandit" strikes again consequences will follow.
Random Words:
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The greatest way someone can die.
Either...
1) Jumping off a historical landmark.
or
2) Drowning in 2 inch deep water.
Last night, ..
