Fecal Feet

What is Fecal Feet?


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NOUN-A term used to describe a country bumpkin who runs barefoot, even in cow pastures. They have no concern about stepping in whatever farm dung may be lying there. Often these people are missing teeth and are married to their cousins.

"Hey, look at fecal feet over there. I bet his family tree doesn't have any branches"

"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"

"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"

See fecal, feet, country, bumpkin, hick, toothless


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