What is Fecal Position?
1.
The position you're usually in when you're on the
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
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2.
A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.
Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
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3.
The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.
Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.
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