Fecal Position

What is Fecal Position?


1.

The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.

Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.

Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.

See dump, shit, can, shitter

2.

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.

Jim: "He's in the fecal position."

John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"

Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".

See turd, shitfaced

3.

The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.

Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.

See shit, position, stature, strawberry shortcake, cleveland steamer


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