Fecal Scale

What is Fecal Scale?


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The official scale of fecal size and weight.

Piss Load

- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load

Piss Ton

- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.

Crap Load

- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load

Crap Ton

- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.

Shit Load

- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.

Shit Ton

- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.

Fuck Load

- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load

Fuck Ton

- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.

*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*

"Brian - JORDAN, THAT IS NOT SAFE, YOU ALREADY HAVE 1 FUCK TON, 2 FUCK LOADS AND A SHIT TON!! STOP BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!

Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"

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