Fecal Shrapnel

What is Fecal Shrapnel?

The scattered remains of an explosive fart or shit most commonly found in a toilet or in ones underwear.

“Brad was so disgusted by the fecal shrapnel in the toilets he appointed himself the Fecal Shrapnel Monitor on the job site”.

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