What is Fecal Surprise?
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The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Wow you look horrible.
Yeah I just got out of the john and some sick fuck left me a fecal surprise.
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