What is Fecal Surprise?
1.
The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Wow you look horrible.
Yeah I just got out of the john and some sick fuck left me a fecal surprise.
See
Random Words:
1.
It's never to early to plan for Halloween.
Jeff: Dude, look at all the candy I got! Male stripper=win!
John: Dude, that's aw..
1.
interjection: equivalent to "I was about to say"
Firewire: Wait - you defined Murrrrrden, right?
Dolla Bill: Yeah
Firewire:..