What is Fecal Surprise?
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The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Wow you look horrible.
Yeah I just got out of the john and some sick fuck left me a fecal surprise.
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Random Words:
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sounds like "my cock's big"
Woman: hi, whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: ummmmm. ok, but whats ur name?
Man: Mike..
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stabbing at a public event
I was so upset that she came to the party that I was ready to pull a joe-bird.
See stabbing, jabbing, fenci..
