Fecal Torpedo

What is Fecal Torpedo?

A violent shit that rockets out of the ass at a very high rate of speed.

Jim: The stupid dog I was pet sitting swallowed a sock.

Steve: Really? What happened?

Jim: I took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he shit the sock out at super speed.

Steve: Like a fecal torpedo?

Jim: Exactly.

Rob: How was lunch at the Chinese/Indian buffet place?

Lou: It was ok but half an hour later I had a fecal torpedo in stall #2

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