Fecalbate Edit Meaning

1.

masturbating with feces for lubrication

I fecalbated with your mom's poop.

See poop, shit, masturbation, jack off, turd

2.

The act of lovingly touching your Cock, Ass, Tits and Bits With either your own or somebody Elses left over poop. In some parts of the country such as Maine where fecalbation is still being frowned upon it is secretly known as brown sticking

Human fecal matter actually makes for a great topical cream good for silkening up that rough skin.

One might say something like Sorry I'm late for work Andy! I had to take a shit so bad! It was soft like i like.. so... I took a minute to Fecalbate you know,... to clear my mind.

Or hey Chef Deryck thanks for not flushing, I totally used your shit to Fecalbate I just had to get one off! What did you eat last night?

People who Fecalbate also commonly StinkPalmpeople on a regular basis. Express your selves for Christs sake people! Its just poop

Its allot like Masturbationwith poop.

See crapcock, poopballs, stinkpink