Fecality

What is Fecality?


1.

A traumatic event or negative consequence stemming from someone doing something wrong or stupid.

A negative consequence of a stupid action.

See also fecalities.

We've got a serious fecality on our hands...Joe just accidentally deleted our corporate database!

Oh shit, I was texting while driving and wrecked the car! What a fecality!

The Customer Service department must reduce the fecality ratio this quarter.

See jacked up

2.

Erroneous statement indicating a misconception borne of ignorance or naivety. Synonymous with "fallacy" (though must be stated) and derived in part from the adjective "fecal." In the cherished tradition of equating unlikely notions with fecal matter and/or the act of defecation.

"Fecalities we're abundant in today's session of parliament, the most heinous fecality coming from the Prime Minister."

See crock of shit

3.

Death by fecal.

Its not easy to perform a fecality.


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