What is Fecal-matter-meter?
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an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.
"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my
fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."
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Ohh My F***ing God I'm Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop It
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-An alternative to saying "what tha fuk" or "what tha duece"
"YO .......i think i just threw up a quarter!......