What is Fecal-matter-meter?
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an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.
"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my
fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."
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When something unexpected happens, or when some thing is to good to be true
Jeff: I crashed my car, like its destroyed
Lisa: Un-fuckin..
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A condescending way to tell someone to leave. Commonly followed up with and insult to their character or appearance
1. Hit the streets..
