Fecal-matter-meter

What is Fecal-matter-meter?


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an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.

"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."

See feces, street, hobo, mardi gras


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