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When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful...
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The master of masturbating.
The batemaster is the master of masturbating.
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something you dont EVER want to touch, especially with your willy.
Stay away from that trick! It has herpa-hepa-syphil-aids, not to men..