Fed-ex Edit Meaning

1.

Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed

Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.

See britney spears, divorce, k-fed, celebrity

2.

a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)

Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger

Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex

Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense

man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't

See k-fed, bum, hobo, wigger, loser, britney spears, fake

3.

Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.

I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.

See mail, ups

4.

Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trashass.

Valentina: did you hear?!

me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!

Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX

me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!

See wwe, raw, fed-ex, k-fed

5.

When you're fed up with your ex, or psycho-ex

She keeps threatening to tell my girlfriend about our ex sex, brah! I'm Fed-Ex.

See ex-sex, ex sex, psycho-ex, k-fed, britney spears

6.

When you put your package on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder.

A variation of tea bagging, but the perpetrator keeps his nutsack inside of his clothes.

"I Fed-ex-ed the shit outta Ray Ray's ho while she was passed on on the toilet last night!"

See nutsack, teabag, nuts, dick, balls, bosack, package

7.

when meetin up with an ex-girlfriend/ love/ one nighter you realise that your mates were correct and she was actually a fat mother huberd!!

matt-wasnt that your ex?

me-yes, yes it was!!!

matt-she was fat!!!

me-yes, you could say she was my fed-ex

See fat, ex, fed, food, sex