What is Fedorable?
1.
Able to be stretched to a fantastic degree.
One night while George and Carl got into one of those conversations straight guys wish they never started. They were trying to decide who's back end was more fedorable. After avoiding being candid for awhile, the grain alcohol kicked in, and George blurted out, "Hell I once had half of skull and bones up there. You know how wild those parties can get."
Carl couldn't get this out of his mind while he watched the State of the Union address.
2.
easily roused to unreasonable and racist rage.
Luke looked like a gentle soul, but when he was wearing that funny white hood and holding a torch, he was fedorable.
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3.
The way a cat measures up a piece of territory before he sprays it with his signature musk.
Morris fixed his feline gaze on the new boyfriend, and thought to himself:
"as soon as they're asleep, I'm gonna spray his jeans and leather jacket. They look expensive and delightfully fedorable!"
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4.
A term from the civil war describing whether a conscript was a suitable soldier. Believed to originate in the joining of the terms "fit or able."
No one doubted whether Robert E. Lee was fedorable. He was a hottie.
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5.
able to be spread evenly, from the "Agrarian Almanac," 1973
1) Manure is a relatively cheap fertilizer that is rich in nutrients and extremely fedorable.
2) Chad preferred to withold his ejaculate in the ancient Chinese custom of storing Chi, but Marcus was as fedorable as a garden sprinkler.
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6.
A mispelling of the word fedurable, which is what happens any government program in the federal governments hands. The funds for it are quickly siphoned off to the friends of the party in power ***cough***Bush!***cough!***
The money Fedor brought to buy drinks for the ladies quickly vanished, and he went home to pull his pud. It was a fedorable outcome.
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7.
Inspiring great affection while simultaneously be reminded of Kevin Federline, French from the Latin <i><b>fadorabilis</b></i>, from the <i>verb</i> <b><i>fedorare</i></b> see <b>fedore</b>
Sarah's boyfriend looked so fly, she shouted to him from across the gymnasium, "you are so fedorable!"
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