What is Feed My Horse At Midnight?

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When a Girl (Most Likely To Be From Highfield) Invites You To 'Feed Her Horse At Midnight' She Is Asking You To Poke Her Up Her Dirty Little Fantoosh, Do NOT Say Yes As Your Fingers Will Go Green And Drop Off, and You Will More Than Likely Get Aids Or Some Other STI

Amy: Hey Sexy, Wanna Come Feed MY Horse At Midnight?

Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.

Amy: OMG STFU!!!

Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.

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