What is Feed The Cat?
1.
An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.
Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.
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2.
To have sexual intercourse with a woman.
-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".
-Dude you don't have a cat.
-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...
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3.
Female masturbation.
- Brb gotta feed the cat.
- Back, my hands smell like fish now.
- Do your cats like fish?
- No I... never mind.
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4.
Used when you've done something awesome today.
Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!
Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.
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