Feed The Cat Edit Meaning

1.

An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.

Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.

See poop, crap, toilet, restroom, shit

2.

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".

-Dude you don't have a cat.

-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...

See sex, intercourse, feed the beaver

3.

Female masturbation.

- Brb gotta feed the cat.

- Back, my hands smell like fish now.

- Do your cats like fish?

- No I... never mind.

See wank, pussy, masturbate, hand party, sex

4.

Used when you've done something awesome today.

Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!

Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.

See feed, the, cat, awesome, awesomeness