Feed The Ducks

What is Feed The Ducks?


1.

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.

2.

Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.

"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."

See sex, ducks, food, masturbation, phone sex, cyber

3.

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.

This is the greatest thing in the world.

See Nate Dogg


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