What is Feeding My Dog?
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Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.
"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."
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