Feel Like Mushrooms

What is Feel Like Mushrooms?

Hung over; tired; shortened version of "feel like shitake mushrooms", which is an attempt to say "feel like shit" without technically saying 'shit'

You don't look too good today.

Yeah, man, I feel like mushrooms

See feel like ass, hung over, tired

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