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A wet,irritating condition of and around the cornshoot and taint,a condition usually remedied by a cooks best friend,CORNSTARCH!
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When your girlfriend falls asleep or passes out early, and you jerk off next to her, you ejaculate on her ass and by morning your cum dr..
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Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of..