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Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.
He was so drunk..
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a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they ar..
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A really painful testicle.
Aw, you fuckin left me hanging yesterday! I'm slapping you with a goddamn revengticle, cocksilo.
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