Felates

What is Felates?

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The delicate art performing fellatio while practicing pilates. Originated at SUNY Purchase College.

credit to M.Dashevsky

That bitch gave mad good felates!

or

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, I was doing my daily felates.

OR

Are you going to the felates class in the dining hall later? See ya there!

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