Felch Bandit

What is Felch Bandit?


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A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.

"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.

See gladstone, felch, jew, highway, bandit, felchabix, song, grass


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