What is Felch Monger?
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A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.
Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.
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2.
someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!
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The "unlearned" way of saying voluptuous.
If you like skinny girls then you won't love me 'cause I'm a volunct..
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to randomly kill people mercenary style.
What are you doing tonight?
Merc'n bitches!!
Damn, you do that pretty much every nigh..
