Felch Monger

What is Felch Monger?

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

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someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

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