What is Felch Putty?
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the delectable combination of spunk and arse-juice found in one's brown eye prior to completion of the act of felching
'How can you say you don't give a damn Rhett, when our felch-putty is still wet on your moustache!' cried Scarlett in despair. (from Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell)
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The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.
My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Mida..
