Felcher

What is Felcher?


1.

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

2.

a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth

"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"

3.

Felcher: Someone who cums in a woman ass, then sucks it out with (or without) a straw.

After he blew a load in her ass, he felchered it all up with a straw. MMM MMM GOOD!

See cum, felch, ass, suck, straw

4.

The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw

James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch

1.Curly straws are a must

2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better

3.Lots of jism

4. loosen up with some fist action

5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it

6. use your toungue

7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment

8.Dont do it with your mum

9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have

10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write

See felch, felcher, coke, tricep, jism, tongue, chug, ass, dirty, disgusting, loose, straws, saliva, Harry Mason

5.

A male who sucks the cum out of another male's ass after anal intercourse.

Matt is a sick felcher who felches on demand any number of cum buckets at any time.

See felching

6.

When a gay man first ejaculates in his partner's ass,then sucks out his own cum

Those two fags are felcher's for sure

See felch, felcher, felching

7.

These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.

"Stop felching my beer you felch"

"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)

"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)

See felcha, fletch, fletcher, felch


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