What is Felchmonger?
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One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.
Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.
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1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.
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