Felebrity

What is Felebrity?


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Basically, it's like this... A felebrity is someone who has achieved a z-list status through some obscure manor. For instance, current people on BB6,000,000 (that's what it feels like!) will achieve nationwide recognition for being on a crappy little programme that should have been put to bed after the first one was over! Also, who the fuck is Fran Cosgrove? A night club owner?! Wow! If only I owned a night club, then i'd get to go on these stupid, pointless, money and life sapping shows. Oh well!

"DID YOU SEE THAT CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND ON ITV?!"

"yeah, isn't that the one with the night club owner and the alcoholic footballers son on it?!"

"YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE..... FUCKING LOSERS!"


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