Felgenhauer Edit Meaning

1. A woman who is not yet infirm, but whose lack of prowessin bed gives the impression of paraplegia. I'd rather scratch my balls tha..

1. Sex that lasts less than a minute. Premature ejaculation. Tammy: "How was the sex with that guy?" Jessie: "don't w..

1. A masked man who swoops into Mexican Restaurants and spits mouthfulls of Guacamole on to unsuspecting victims. "Have you heard? th..