Feline Paralysis

What is Feline Paralysis?


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The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?

Her: Get it yourself!

Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

See lazy, couch potato, lethargic, cat, sloth


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