Feline Scale

What is Feline Scale?


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Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat

Age 13-17: Bobcat

Age 18-21: Wildcat

Age 22-29: Lynx

Age 30-39: Puma

Age 40-49: Cougar

Age 50-59: Jaguar

Age 60-68: Panther

Age 69: Pussycat

Age 70-79: Cheetah

Age 80-89: Leopard

Age 90-99: Tiger

Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

See cougar, house cat, wildcat, lion, tiger, puma, jaguar, panther, pussycat, cheetah, leopard, lynx, bobcat


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