Felix Magenty

What is Felix Magenty?


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The most awesome person in the world. He owns everyone and everything and could easily be God in human form. Felix Magenty is more badass than life itself and people only wish they were him.

Man #1: Hey, did you meet Felix Magenty yet?

Man #2: No man, I'm fucking scared of that guy!

Man #1: You ass, just go and talk to him!

Man #2: Do you EVEN know who FELIX MAGENTY is!?! I'm not ready to complete my life yet...

See felix, god, life, awesome


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