What is Felixstowe?
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1. The only town in Britain to look at
2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old
3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably
1. "Yeah, I took the train to Ipswich on Saturday."
2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"
3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.
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A place full of Chavs, chav shops and a general shit hole on the East of Suffolk. Has a major international port. Used to be a big holiday resort town. By the beach.
i cum from flixsto init
You Chav.
Felixstowe is full of chavs, it's chav breeding zone!
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