Felixstowe

What is Felixstowe?


1.

1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.

2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.

3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.

1. "Yeah, I took the train to Ipswich on Saturday."

2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"

3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.

See shit, shithole, anus, port, death, chavs

2.

A place full of Chavs, chav shops and a general shit hole on the East of Suffolk. Has a major international port. Used to be a big holiday resort town. By the beach.

i cum from flixsto init

You Chav.

Felixstowe is full of chavs, it's chav breeding zone!

See felixstowe, port, chavs, beach, chavvy


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