Felker

What is Felker?


1.

That bitch with fucked up hair that is never at a good party because when she gets there it turns bad and everyone leaves. AND SHE COMPLAINS SO MUCH. DAMN!

Bitch #1: Hey guys, Ashley Hall's on the phone, she want's to know if she can come over......i mean she's on her way over. i mean she's here.

Guido: Maaan fuck that bitch!

**everyone leaves**

2.

Very possibly the cutest asian girl in existance.

Dude, Felker is about as hot as Tia Tanaka and Tila Tequila making out.

See asian, hot, sexy, badonkadonk, breezy


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