What is Fellowship Of The Ring?


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The correct acronym is 'FORD'.

Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.

'Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course again'.

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aka Company of the ring, group representing all the free races of Middle-Earth to accompany Frodo to the destruction of The One Ring. Consists of two men, Aragorn and Boromir; an elf, Legolas; a dwarf, Gimli; a wizard, Gandlaf; and four hobbits, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo.

You shall be the fellowship of the ring.


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