What is Felon?
1.
A person convicited of the most serious category of a crime.
Having ben convicted of Grand Theft, he is now a felon
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2.
A girl so hot it should be illegal.
Guy#1 - hey did you see Taken with Angelina Jolie
Guy#2- yeah dude she's a FELON!
Guy#1- I know!
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3.
a trill motherfucker from the streets of the D. slangin da crack and pimping the puss and representin real negros. or drunken suburban niglits.
Greg Adam: Yo, man...let's go get a fifth, hit a lick and go to dat bukkake party.
Nick: idk man...sounds kinda dangerous
Greg Adam: fuck that bro, let's ejaculate!!
Nick: that constitute a felony, and i don't wanna be a felon.
Greg Adam: it's bukkake, man? you don't wanna squirt jizz on some delicious, sweet, young sluts?
Nick: sure, dude.
*police cum*
Nick: shit, man...now we have criminal sexual conduct charges.
Greg Adam: at least we'll have memories of the bukkake for the next 2-5!!
Nick: true, true
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4.
a member of a minority
the ethnic alaskans are usually felons
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5.
extremely deck, word to describe one who kicks much ass
a greater variant of
You're so felon!
