Felonious Bone

What is Felonious Bone?


1.

A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.

Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.

Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?

Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.

Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.

Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!

See hard on, raging philly, boner, stiffy, erection, cock


56

Random Words:

1. something so fantastic it makes all the animals have massive crazy orgies! kyle is very very very zootastic! See amazing, sensational,..
1. just catching up on everything...nothing important Jhulsan Mhark is discussing yakity-yak with Steven because he has been to business t..
1. Popular line of cars made by GM since the late 80s, including the Pontiac Grand Prix, Olds Cutlass Supreme, Buick Regal, and Chevrolet L..