Felonious Bone

What is Felonious Bone?


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A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.

Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.

Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?

Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.

Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.

Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!

See hard on, raging philly, boner, stiffy, erection, cock


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