What is Felonious Bone?
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A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.
Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
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Japanese word for penis (陰茎,) translated literally.
Fred has a huge Shade Stalk!
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Something that has an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity and is so majorly awesome that it seems as if it is wrapped in steroids.
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