What is Felony Forest?
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A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.
Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.
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Intoxicated beyond belief, to a point of not remembering own actions or events.
I can't believe how blitzed out I was last night...