What is Felony Stretch?
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A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.
As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".
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