Feltchmonger Edit Meaning

1. Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off. I just stepped on a Ukra..

1. To listen to a person(s) use the toilet. I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening. See Chris..

1. To knock someone off their cleats on to their ass in a sporting event. Such as Football. Steven the Linebacker ended the game with a r..