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1. A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss. Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow..

1. Zomped has basically the same meaning as owned, or pwned.It means to be beaten very very very badly by something or some one, to to beat..

1. Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilightbook series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotion..