What is Felted?
1.
To lose all your chips in a poker game.
Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!
2.
To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.
WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?
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3.
1. Derived from poker slang, it means one is completely down on his luck. No money, no love-life, nothing. Bottom of the barrel. Nothing to live for.
2. To get injured badly or killed, usually in an unlucky accident.
I'm trying to pay my bills, but it's tough when you're felted.
Did you hear? Rom got felted by a school bus this morning.
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