What is Feltham?
1.
First created by the normans, it has since gone down hill. Now it is the dumping ground for teenage mothers claiming council houses & benefits, drug addictswho get high by sniffing pritt sticks and young teens who think they are 'hard'(People who visit are often asked if they have 40p for the bus by these teens.)
Visit feltham community college during a "Mufti Day" to see the wide range of clothing and language that the primative felthamers wear. Phrases consist of "Got a fag?", "Fuk off", "Do ya want beef?", "I got dis schott jacket for a tenner down kempton market innit" and for the males - "I fucked Chelsea last nite"
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Young offenders capital of the world. Robbing little shits stay here once they have been caught since they are too stupid to commit a crime properly.
Never go to the cinema complex when a Paki film has been released cos it's like driving through India at rush hour.
