Felzer

What is Felzer?


1.

A sexual position involving a gallon of old milk (preferably soy), a sac of muskrats, a dead skinless midget, bagels, an omaha steak (only the best!). The male tends to wear a ski mask with a rabbi outfit while the female is in her clown suit with her facial and armpit hair grown to their fullest extent.

(NOTE: this move usually attempted with the video camera and if it is your first time have a paramedic on site)

Cop 1: the man seems to have died while giving a felzer to his dog sir

Cop 2: holy shit!

See orgasmic, amazing, disgusting, weird, popular

2.

She ordered from the menu and created her own menu option , thus pulling a felzer.

The number 12 with the number 7's ingredients hence pulling a felzer.

See substitute, switch, combine


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