What is Felzer?
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A sexual position involving a gallon of old milk (preferably soy), a sac of muskrats, a dead skinless midget, bagels, an omaha steak (only the best!). The male tends to wear a ski mask with a rabbi outfit while the female is in her clown suit with her facial and armpit hair grown to their fullest extent.
(NOTE: this move usually attempted with the video camera and if it is your first time have a paramedic on site)
Cop 1: the man seems to have died while giving a felzer to his dog sir
Cop 2: holy shit!
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She ordered from the menu and created her own menu option , thus pulling a felzer.
The number 12 with the number 7's ingredients hence pulling a felzer.
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Random Words:
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To be fully inserted into one's partner during the sexual act; to be up to the maker's mark. Descriptive of the lovely warm e..
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when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole
Last night, Frederi..
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any STD that makes the cunt puss or a good name for sluts or dumb bitches
I'm not going to fuck her! She has cuntcheese!
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