Femail

What is Femail?


1.

An email that is sent from a female to other females due to it's "Ahh" factor. It's content can be cute, heartfelt or just overly soppy.

Debbie had a habit of sending around cute femails annoying all the gusy in the office.

See email, female, cute, soppy, heartfelt

2.

important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else

you've got femail; she wants you straight home after work...oh, and pick up some milk.

Bob can't join us tonite, he got femail...

See pussywhipped, whipped, nag

3.

noun- underground communication system used by women to keep men perpetually searching for a way to figure them out. still purely hypothetical,although further study is needed.

every time i start thinking i know what it is that will make my girlfriend happy, i swear she goes onto her femail,sends out a bulletin,and leaves me further behind than i was before..

See female, females, women, girls, gir, schott

4.

Fake Email... can't live with it, can't live without it

That was some of the dirtiest femail I've ever had.


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