What is Female Blumpkin?
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The act in which a person licks the vagina of their lover while taking a poopy-woopy.
Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.
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Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.
"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"
See Haggis..