Female Lapper

What is Female Lapper?


1.

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tasgives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves tittygrabbing and girl-on-girl action.

Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.

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2.

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.

Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?

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3.

Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shortiesfrequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-lawhile being serviced by the staff.

"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tangand show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!


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