Femidget

What is Femidget?

A female midget. Officially considered to be a female dwarf. Usually any human being with a vagina that is under 4 feet tall but over 12 years old.

John: Peep that femidget over there. The bitch be trying to reach the doorknob all mofuggin afternoon.

Steve: Cool. She's such a shetard.

See midget, shetard, shegro, shegroid, hebitch

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