Feminist Blowjob

What is Feminist Blowjob?


1.

1. the act describing a malicious and unpleasurable application of fellatio.

2. noun, adverb, what dilettante tobacco users appear to be doing while smoking.

3. The act that takes place in a parallel quantum mechanical universe in which Hillary Clinton Billary was the adulterer, and Monica Lewinski the power mongering socialist succubi.

4. emasculating epithet:

1."The labor theory of value would say a feminist blowjob's value increases proportional to the Newton's of force exerted over time expended."

2. "Why are you biting the filter? WHY?"

3. "What do you call *consensual* oral sex between Hillary and Bill Clinton?"

"What?"

"FEMINIST BLOWJOB."

"OUCH!"

4. "You're about as useful as a feminist blowjob right now."

"On you knees fem-nazi, Daddy needs a feminist blowjob ASAP."

See blowjob, rimjob, bitchass, assbitch, fascist


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