Femophile

What is Femophile?


1.

25-30 year old female who finds adolesent males sexually attractive. Commonly in a rut due to losing their youth and making a last ditch attempt to seem young. The species may vary usually wearing a thick protective layer of foundation and heavy eye shadow, to mask the ravages of age. Usually the males accept this to brag to peers not fully understanding the seriousness of being selected by a predator.

Also see simple male.

Femophile: Phwarrr he's fit!!

Friend: Julie, your twice his age.

Femophile: So, I could totally hit that!

Friend: ....

See midlife, crisis, sex, spunk bucket


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