Femustache

What is Femustache?


1.

A Female Mustache.

A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.

Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'

Bro #1: "Holy shit dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than Yosemite Sam!"

Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!

See female, mustache, moustache, ronnie, hair, lip


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